Once upon a time there was a young boy sitting on a bench eating a box of chocolates. A man came up to the boy and said to him, "You know, if you keep eating chocolate like that you're going to get diabetes, heart disease and all sorts of bad things."

The boy looked at the man and said, "my grandfather lived to be 97 years old."

"Oh?" The man asked, intrigued. "Did he eat a lot of chocolate?"

"No," he boy said, "He knew when to mind his own fucking business."

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