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After years of selling my location data and access to my call and text records, Verizon still thinks I'm Happy white woman.jpg.
Looks like they never used their own product.

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HR1 passed the House, lol

Every faggot putting his faith in “democracy” or party politics needs to be sodomized with his own severed jawbone.

There is one feature lacking in all health trackers these days. A "you're 5 minutes from shitting your pants" alert.

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I just did a safeguarding course at work and they refer to women as "vulnerable adults".

The context was saying that workplaces dominated by middle aged men need to be conscious that they aren't unwelcoming or unapproachable to young people and vulnerable adults.

Just group them in with children jfc

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the greek and roman empires collapsed when they started sexualising children. this is a fact

You cant stop it, once people are so comfortable they have to start imagining insane shit, its over. We are in the end game.

The anti paedophile people arent the good guys either, theyre the ones who think about kids being fucked the most.

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@AlbionLK He has what I call Wiley Coyote syndrome. Whenever he tries to sabotage someone else it will always blow up in his face and only ruin his life.

So as soon as he indulges his vindictive side and considers sabotage. He will be back to getting drunk and pretending to be a banana

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Waitresses when they are expected to carry a plate of food across a room

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The most important thing I learned from covid is how dumb and faggoty the concept of "we" is.

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@fortyMcNuggets “Court is now in session—aaaaaaaaaand that about covers it, Not Guilty. Thank you for your time, Mister Epstein, we apologize for any delays!”

“Drinks at my place, Avi?”

“Love to but I’m busy, wouldja believe it? Rothschild wants a real judge officiating the annual Diddle-Off at his place in the Hamptons.”

“If he wanted a real judge, how’d he end up with you?”

“Oh STAHP, you SCAMP! Toddlers on me, next time I see ya!”

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"Oh anime_nigger88 is a new account and it followed womanmolester69, quarantinedcoof, crisprtek, Richardbspencer, and nick fuentes"

*instant ban*

they are just gonna let some of you stay on twitter to act like those wolves they tag to lead them to other wolves they want to euthanize
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Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to improve yourself to be the best man you can. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a discord tranny.

You're bored, posting on /lgbt/ about how 7 year old transitioners are valid and not even really accomplishing anything from it, just soothing your constant need to be a cunty, cumbrained attention whore. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and disgusting. You spent the last six hours talking about your diaper fetish while sending anime girl emojis or some stupid bullshit, posting selfies of your gross hon horseface and getting hugboxed by your discord tranny friends. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a hairy dick and balls between your legs that guarantees you'll never be a real woman.

And then you see real men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a delusional fail-male.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a discord tranny.
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