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It's not waterboarding if you use paint thinner.

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@Tadghostal well let me tell you about this thing called the NFA and how you can violate it.

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I had stumble upon a well-conceited web of white lies made by the previous IT guy on the company. He told some of the senior staff that the Wi-Fi signal icon on Windows represented how "full" the Internet was and if they saw that the icon had 4 "bars" filled it meant that there was no room for more connections and they had to slowdown their internet use.

Another story of deceit was telling users that the "C:" disk referred to "Company's Disk" so if they downloaded/created/saved personal files, the CEO would know about it.
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Everyone on television looks like a faggot.

Faggot men and faggot women swimming around in a faggot culture chasing worthless idolitry to their faggot gods.

Kill yourself

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Don't have kids, or meaningful relationships. They won't make you happy. Just contribute to globohomo until you die, and call it a "meaningful career".

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My dad said if a woman ever gets mad at you and pulls a knife, pull out mayonnaise and she will instinctively make you a sandwich.

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It’s exactly like regular coitus and you get the excitement of never knowing when it will happen so really I’m doing you a favor. You’re welcome.
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