@hereward_silvatici “When Oi twere eh wee lad grohwen oup en ol’ County Derry, many eh foin lass connoived teh garner me favor, only have their paar haerts brouken. Eh simple, tradishnel man, Oi’d ne’er be content wit anyting less thaan eh simple, tradishnel, spear-chucken woife—fish eyes or no!”

@hereward_silvatici I know Ireland isn't known for cranking out hotties, but this is the best they got? Come on.

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