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Wait until your daughter beats it in a couple minutes, after you spend 10min explaining that it's not a touch screen.
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RT @CountDankulaTV
ONLY TOOK ME 27 FUCKING YEARS
twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/sta

Twitter as a platform is not going anywhere, because you, as a media figure, are not using any other platform.

the fediverse is there, it's free, and you're not on it.
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RT @KEEMSTAR
RIP Twitter!
twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/13

"Hey bitches, so... today we're gonna be talking about 'bitches who burn my britches' and girl, lemme tell you..."
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RT @Flamencotrr
lol that's a thumbnail
twitter.com/Flamencotrr/status

RT @HamptureI
Who's gonna tell her that's where big macs come from

When you just trying to drink your juice in the hood of south central but someone being a menace.
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RT @HamptureI
What emotion is this twitter.com/oto_hamster/status
twitter.com/HamptureI/status/1

RT @tylerthecreator
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Vaccine expansion packs... prob come out just like WOW expansions did back in the day.
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RT @TheRalphRetort
Sounds very profitable for Pfizer, doesn't it?
twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/sta

RT @jademountains
@CanteringClark the nytimes will run a line on it and not mention the whole 15% lira thing... just “Turkey, for instance, recently banned Bitcoin. It is expected that other nation states will follow due to climate concerns.”

This tweet is 90% joking but 10% wouldn’t be surprised

RT @MrBiIIions
Today — Friday April 16, 2021 and every 4/16 in the future shall forever henceforth be known as Day.

Today is the day that Mr. Gill’s $GME call options expire.

He EXERCISED them all.

@TheRoaringKitty

RT @Geomodman
@redditinvestors If you still use Robinhood after the $GME debacle, this time it is your fault.

RT @iyad_elbaghdadi
If you convert to Judaism, Israel will pay you money to move to the country from which my family were ethnically cleansed. We cannot return, because we are not Jewish. What do you call this? nytimes.com/2021/03/01/world/m

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