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NEW DICK SHOW!!!

A vegan sports bar sells me fake liquor, Egg White on Virginfest, white supremacist Funko Pops, CartNarcs gets a gun pulled on him, white supremacist Funko Pops, the Taliban enjoys some paddle boats, and Nicki Minaj vs. journalists.

https://thedickshow.com/episode-276/

NEW BIGGEST PROBLEM!!!
Tattle Tales, Late Rape, Finger Pain, and Trans Athletes

https://biggestproblem.show/episode-10/

NEW DICK SHOW!!!

A disappointing 9/11, Nick Rekieta vs. Vito, Rick and Morty ruined their best story, a gorilla attacks Larry Elder, passing on one million dollars, Robert E Lee is canceled, a time capsule heist, real pro life problems, expelled from virtual school, Amazon invades Mexico, teaching your kids to mine NFTs, and how to deal with shame; all that and more on The Dick Show!

https://dick.show

I was almost on all four 9/11 flights. And I was almost at the Pentagon when it was hit. And I saw the forth flight go down in the field in PA, AND… you’ll never believe what happened next. Here is the full and true story. Happy 9/11! https://youtu.be/IZR1Al8ZsKI

If I could travel back in time to 9/11/2001, I would tell myself not to go to class that day because classes were canceled even though they didn’t send out an email. Everyone “just assumed”. And I wasted like 40 minutes. Good joke, Taliban.

Tomorrow, many people will remind you that they were almost on one of the doomed 9/11 flights that crashed into the World Trade Center. Don't let this distract you from the fact that I was almost on ALL FOUR FLIGHTS. AND if I had been on any of them, I would have stopped 9/11.

Lol at all the geriatrics saying "Save the USPS" a year ago... now they're a door-to-door COVID distribution system.

NEW DICK SHOW!!! A plague of fatsos have made chairs obsolete, a pilot throws a tantrum on a flight, getting in altercations at a White Sox game, The Taliban goes to Mars, Chris the Kiwi calls in, and the Madcast Media Network goes dark. https://thedickshow.com/episode-273/

NEW DICK SHOW BONUS EPISODE

Drinks entirely made of mixers, alcoholic breast milk, army de-recruitment ads, decoy semen for rich men, a Taliban comedy album, The Spider Phone, Women's Equality Day, and Maddox makes a good Margarita.

https://patreon.com/posts/55452564

Holy shit. Just recorded a hilarious bonus episode with Vinnie and Karl from The Creep Off podcast. Check them out. Uploading on Monday to Patreon.

TheCreepOff.com

It's official, fellows and gentlemen, the last show on the illustrious Madcast Media network has gone dark. Looks like we'll be holding two funerals when CA opens back up. https://madcastmedia.com/

Bonus ep records at 7:30 tonight. Gimme your inventions! Patreon.com/TheDickShow

BIDEN EATS PIECES OF SHIT LIKE THE TALIBAN FOR BREAKFAST!!!

Biden: We will hunt you down and make you pay. LISTEN to what I say!

Taliban: Why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may!

WATPLive.com is this weekend. I just talked to @whoarethesepod about doing a Patreon-only bonus episode Saturday morning. We’ll see what the liquor has to say about it…

Thank God AIDS didn’t hit while Trump was president. We’d all be on PrEP right now.

New Biggest Problem Episode!!!

Payment Processors, Culinary Gatekeepers, Socialist Millionaires, and Goth Erasure.

Vote at http://biggestproblem.show