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Broke sobriety tonight for booze and drugs and my body was not too happy but you gotta rock hard sometimes and I regret nothing. Thank you to all the awesome wonderful people who spent 11 hours with me today, many who fell asleep and woke up to the stream
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@FelonyCommitter Eggman is federated!!!
Fat women caused the pandemic. THAT'S SCIENCE!!!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2021/03/04/coronavirus-overweight-global-report/
I opened an Odysee because cool kids were doing it. Just opening new shit everyday. Nothing happens. Then you die. Great fucking world. Thanks ladies! https://odysee.com/@TheDickShow:a
Lola Bunny then and now.
Thank God children today have easier access to online pornography.
Check out this background from Liam. WOW! https://dick.show/fan-art
Doing a crossover with Krazy Karl next week. What podcast should we do???
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So who is still on twitter that hasn't made an account here, post screenshots to shame them
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@dickmasterson "i dont wanna armchaur wheelchair you" 🤣🤣🤣
NEW DICK SHOW!!! Crippled Jesus is guilty, blue collar witch hunts, the green flash, white math, Mx. Potato Head, ruining your wife's conspiracy theories, having an honest conversation about the pussy, Cialis chasers, and the dog reveal. https://thedickshow.com/episode-248/
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YEEEEHAAAWW!!
Hike up those panties and jump in his stream. Don't worry it's not for the laughs strictly sexual!
NEW EPISODE IS UP ON THE FEEDS!!! SUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES!!! EAT THE WHOLE SAUSAGE, NO EXCUSES!!! https://thedickshow.libsyn.com/
Welcome to Not Men's History Month.
"Can you use "womxn" in a sentence?"
"Sure. I would rather gouge my eyes out than watch womxn play video games."
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