New Dick Show!!! I wash my watch, the Federal Reserve buys America, "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" is funded and will return in two weeks, Mersh is on Alex Jones, and Patty C Cups Lashes Out at me and Karl. https://thedickshow.com/episode-263/
It's Trump's birthday today! Celebrate by calling Rosie O'Donnell a big, fat pig.
Oh shit, I finally lost some weight!
Week 9 weigh in, RIGHT NOW at https://fat.dick.show
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The final winner shall be decided on Sunday. http://Patreon.com/TheDickShow
HAHAHAHAHAHA PATRICK MICHAEL FOUND HIS BALLS!!! LISTEN TO THE LATEST EPISODE!!! https://anchor.fm/thebriefcase/
NEW DICK SHOW! Topless Elliot Page means it's the first day of summer, the war on blackface, kid-friendly Pride, lack of bidets, fat brain, how to poop, Seth Rogan on comedy, why fake aliens, and Sean has a blowout. VOTE ON THE PROBLEMS https://thedickshow.com/episode-261/
New Dick Show!! @vitogesualdi reboots The Biggest Problem in the Universe with me, “Buy the Dip”, woke marketing, pronoun resistance, Pokemon card scalpers, semen retention, Jim Henson is unhire-able at his own company, and the Replication Crisis. https://thedickshow.com/episode-260/
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Time to saunter down to local watering hole to see if tonight's the night if OxMad will be hazing a tenderfoot.
Come on in and drown your sorrows!!
Loading up on Fentanyl and play money to celebrate tomorrow the way George would have wanted. 😢
Show is at noon PST today. Idk why it was set for 1:10. Sorry!
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@yernecer @dickmasterson If we get more of this then god yes. I don't know who's hotter, Taylor or Schzwan?
I'm being told Fuckface Matt deleted the lost episode of The Biggest Problem in the Universe I sent him "as a flex". Wow!
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A virgin graduates, #FreePalestine, six pack Rings, the Cuckold Simulator, people who don’t listen to the experts, the gas shortage, Elon Musk turns heel, women fighting animals, a fat teacher yells at a student, and @SportsbraTaylor reads the news! https://thedickshow.com/episode-259/
The Week 5 Dick Show Weight Loss Contest weigh-in is up!!! I'm going to try to put a leaderboard in today.
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