> a hacking tool known as Gentoo

no wonder her court defense was ":blobcatgoogly: i'm retarded and nobody would believe anything i said"
Oh my, if the Russians have Gentoo we are really screwed. What if they hack into our nukes? Just when we disconnected them from the phone network...
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This is why we do ultrasounds to hand out cute photos of our fetuses rather than MRI.

Just to be clear, we all agree that mongoloid means retard, right?

@alex what a surprise, surely no one could have seen this coming
@crunklord420 Well to be fair, it's not 100% of people that die with an (identified) comorbidity, it's like 98% or something crazy like that, so it's possible.

But yeah it's reddit so it's probably false or exaggerated.
Remember the story of the woman last week that whispered in the ears of patients ready to be intubated as they begged for the vaccine how about "it's too late"? Turns out it's a total fabrication and never happened, she just wanted attention.

Also reminder that George Floyd counts as a Covid death since he died while being positive.
This bullshit has no meaning.
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