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"I don't know dude. That site seems kinda sketch. I'm just going to stick to Facebook. I don't have to argue with commies. I can just post these watered down dogwhistles"

Most people can tell you jaw dropping stories about dumb coworkers.

So much of the economy is driven by boomer disposable income, and the boomers almost always choose charm over competence.

How much does working class incompetence and carelessness hurt the economy?

It's certainly not zero, and I would argue that it's more significant than most of the things economists talk about.

Democrats: "people are dying! They need healthcare!"

Biden: "Hey, Jack, I got you a transgender surgeon general right here"

Democrats: *drooling and clapping*

Trump's Republican approval was 97%. Biden's in party approval has to be comparable given the 62% approval rating.

Trump did shit the Republican party liked.

What the fuck is Biden doing for the Democrat base other than putting trannies in his cabinet?

Gaia, I'll be your guy

I won't be afraid to cry

Question: Hillary Swank was 20 years old when she starred in the Next Karate Kid, but she plays a teenager.

Is it appropriate to add this film to my Swank bank?

The Chronicles of Riddick was mediocre, but Riddick was a fucking abomination. It was clear that there was buyer's remorse for the Necromonger magic bullshit, so they decided to go back to their roots.

Not only is the film Riddick stupid in itself, it makes the overall story arc look like a Dogecoin price chart.

The movie had the audacity to set itself up for another sequel, which is fucking disgraceful. You guys wasted a movie franchise. Fuck off.

Hi, Dick, you know what makes me rage? The introduction of magic into the Riddick universe. Pitch Black is a psychological masterpiece. It's the kind of movie Jordan Peterson could make a video series about.

But then in 2004, some piece of garbage decides that Riddick needs to be a more sympathetic character, and what better way to do that than make up a bunch of magical races and shit.

Oh, it turns out that Riddick's magic race was genocided by the magic Necromongers! Horseshit.

Don't you cry for Johns. Don't you dare.

You got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God. And I absolutely hate the fucker.

I don't truly know what's going to happen when the lights go out. But I do know that once the dying starts, this little psycho-fuck family of ours is gonna rip itself apart.

All you people are so scared of me. Most days, I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.

They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake.

The Digital Dollar will be the antithesis of Bitcoin. The government will ALWAYS have access to it. If they cause some hyperinflation, they will just press a button and wipe out the money supply.

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