Hopefully someday there will be a comedian who steals jokes and openly admits it. Imagine a jacked Chad getting up there and ripping off some nerds set right in front of him. So awesome
God, Louder with Crowder fucking sucks. He's such a try hard. Just do the fucking news, asshole. You don't need 12 jokes for every news story.
They can't follow this simply syllogism. They reject it immediately
Vaccines prior to 2001 contained thimerosal
Thimerosal contained mercury
Mercury is a heavy metal
Mercury can't leave the cell unless bound by certain enzymes
Some people don't have genes that code for those enzymes
The people who lack those genes are more susceptible to mercury toxicity
Mercury toxicity causes developmental disorders
The dumb nurse who gives out the vaccine isn't taking your genome into consideration
Vaccine apologists can't fucking deal with this study
Women will be like "Oh! you're a serial killer? That's awesome! Strangle me, please. Grrrghhhaaa! I can't breathe! Wait. Did you just cum in your pants? Uhhh, I'm leaving"
Pretty Woman is such a good movie.
"Monkey pox". Science is so racist. Just say "African American Pox".
Nice women can all go to hell. Just say "no", you fucking cunt.
I don't care if there are hundreds of exploits in the system. I want Windows XP back. I'm playing minesweeper, and I'm using Internet Explorer.
Stick a dick in her, Amber Heard is done.
My anus is 3 inches from my balls 😎
America's greatest ally supported the Iraq invasion
America's greatest enemy opposed it
He had to retire because he gained an insurmountable tolerance to adrenochrome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foGCgNp9UHA&ab_channel=christianwhite
Far be it from me
Far be it for me
Suffice it to say
Sufficive to say
Suffice if to say
"Don't shoot me! I'm pregnant!"
"Well, I'm pro-choice"
pew pew pew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tap6SEf0Er4&ab_channel=Smoah
I work at McDonald's
Joined Jan 2021
