The Chronicles of Riddick was mediocre, but Riddick was a fucking abomination. It was clear that there was buyer's remorse for the Necromonger magic bullshit, so they decided to go back to their roots.
Not only is the film Riddick stupid in itself, it makes the overall story arc look like a Dogecoin price chart.
The movie had the audacity to set itself up for another sequel, which is fucking disgraceful. You guys wasted a movie franchise. Fuck off.
Hi, Dick, you know what makes me rage? The introduction of magic into the Riddick universe. Pitch Black is a psychological masterpiece. It's the kind of movie Jordan Peterson could make a video series about.
But then in 2004, some piece of garbage decides that Riddick needs to be a more sympathetic character, and what better way to do that than make up a bunch of magical races and shit.
Oh, it turns out that Riddick's magic race was genocided by the magic Necromongers! Horseshit.
Holy shit, this is one of the best films ever made.
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