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@Ratass oh wow my penis does work, thanks rat!

Don't let men do all the sexual harassing

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The best memory of my father: we’re in the car and I put on The Mamas & The Papas. He looks at me and says “turn that hippie shit off.” Love ya dad!

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Anyone celebrating that time I got locked in a cave? True story back in the day we never had rehab - I was shoved into a cave because I was tripping balls, I thought I was a bunny rabbit shitting eggs.

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therapy is gay and so are you for going to it
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Eren Jaeger be like: Cant be racist if theres only one race left on earth

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BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, IM NOT THE ABOMINATION TO GOD!

you should totally check your privilege babe. youre giving weird vibes rn. your mercury is in retrograde.

every time my pc fan squeaks i get this fear that there are mice in my computer.

this morning i woke up and thought about cp and got so mad i punched several holes in my drywall!

Every morning you have to wake up and seethe about pedophiles first thing or else you ARE A PEDOPHILE get with the fucking program

Happy april fools day to all you fuckin clowns out there uwu

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If Jesus was alive he would only care about the sexualization of cartoon children.

the sexiest part of apartment living is when 2/3 dryers in your block shit out and you gotta blow on your clothes really hard so they dry

short men be like "i want a girl on her knees for me" like yeah bruh you wanna be able to look her in the eyes without getting a neck cramp.

now if only i could be built like the og lola bunny and less like the new lola bunny

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