Wait a minute.. Chef PeePee pees P’s peeing peas but dosent pee pee while peeing pee out of his peepee? So where’s the pee, PeePee? 🧐

Bitch you about to call me goku cause I’m gonna be dragon balls across your face if you keep acting like beerus

Just relax bitch and try some gummy bear surprise.

How in the flying monkey shit do I have butt crusties while it’s still super squishy?!

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butt?

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

NEVER trust anyone who constantly wears hats.

Today is national Mac n cheese day!…. So who wants to have sex with me?

Okay yes, it is true.. I am the one who knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears and ruined zoey 101.

I’ve been so stressed that even my pubic hair is starting to fall out

You think I need that COVID shot?! I ate raw chicken in a Korean joint, my immune system strong as fuckkkkkk

Does anybody else sometimes fart so hard that it gives them a migraine?

Yes yes I saw the South Park movie, who wants to touch me?........... I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!

My dingleberries have smelled pretty different here recently and I don’t really know why, I haven’t changed my diet or anything?

Tomorrow night I am going to watch a Nigerian obliterate an Italian and I’m going to do it with a smile on my face RACEWARS 😁

Always always always shit right before anal sex so that way you can save money on lube and your asshole is already loose and ready to go

It is TERRIFYING to know that Jewish black women exist. Like not only do they rob you for your money but they also outsmart you for your money as well and their women so... ew

Gotta say now that I’m out of school and have been for almost 6 years and no longer receive a vacation day... fuck Columbus Day

Nothing like a late night microwaved hot dog 😋

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